Page 15 - 1975 Year Book

SCHOOL IS

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, ya, ya, ya, those kids were fast as lightning (record player) —"
"Hey man, you wanna shut that thing off. Don't you have any consideration for someone who's trying
to study? "
"Wait a second, let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that you actually study? "
"Does a turkey like Thanksgiving? "

"No, no, there's no life in it. You've got to add more contrast and texture so that you'll get a stronger
effect. "Who said you can't add pink clouds, as long as you express yourself, that's fine."
"Look, I told you not to touch those books, they just came in this morning."
"Now, according to Marx, there existed a class struggle. It was the capitalist who owned the means of
production and exploited the working class, or the proletariat."
"Boys, boys, BOYS! What are you doing out of class? "
"Oh, sir, our science teacher ran out of chalk, you see, so he asked —"
"Since when does it take nine students to carry a box of chalk? "

"You must remember that step because many of you forget to look up the anti-logs in your tables and
then you end up with the wrong answer. You have twenty minutes before the bell goes and a lot of home¬
work, so I suggest you begin now and do it."
"Come on and do it, do it, do it 'till you're satisfied, whatever it is (record player) -"
"Hey, I told you to shut that bloody thing off before. Oh, I'll never get the difference between mitosis
and meiosis."

"And, when you finish writing, turn over your exams and I'll come around and collect them.
"Pst, hey, pst, what's the answer to number seven? "
"It's none of these, and shut up, turn around, she's looking."
"Be careful when you're cutting around the fins. I want the pectoral, dorsal and pelvic fins in one piece."
"No, you can't keep the infinitive of the verb for the imparfait. You must drop the "er" and add ais,
ais, ait, ions, iez, aient. Alors, vous avez parlait, savait, finissions et ecoutais."
"Well, you don't look too happy today, why such a long face? "
"Ah, why the hell did I get out of bed this morning? I lost my chemistry text which I have to pay for,
I failed my math exam, and to top it all, you know who gave me a detention for today after school? "
"So, what 're you going to do now? "
"I think I'll go and take it out on the bathroom wall."

"And it says here all students must report to their homerooms before going to the assembly at the end
of sixth period."
"Why did they turn out flat? "
"Did you put in the baking powder? "
To be or not to be?
School is.

CATHY AXAIS

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